What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : Tea ?

Are judges being lenient on hard criminals?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Why did I move on so fast from a relationship that was my whole life and I was so attached, I moved on by 2 months?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Does centrifugal force teach us about gravity?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Why are black women the largest unmarried group in the United States of America?

Me : No

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Did the Sumerians, Babylonians and, other Mesopotamians create more, influence more and, were more advanced than Egypt?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Why do I feel sleepy after massage?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

My wife has a bunch of really attractive friends, and she expects me to never say anything to her about how beautiful they are. Does this seem fair? I love my wife, and just commenting shouldn’t hurt anything, right?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : I don't drink

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Were knights’ lances practical weapons, or were they just for sports?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Is Florida now unsurvivable because it's an oven due to climate change? It's 11:48 am on May 30th and the heat index in SoFla is 100. I can see it going up to over 130 by July.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : Sure.

Why was Nietzsche against essentialism?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : Thank you.

Do women like men who have slept with many women?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : I'm 24.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?